07/13/17

You Do You

A Nurse's Gushing Ode to Her Job

By: Peggy P. Francis
1st Place  Dribble Scribbles Winner of Poetry
 

I love where I work and I love what I do –
In this little poem I’ll share some reasons with you.
My profession is nursing, my calling is caring –
My patients will tell you, I’ve no trouble sharing.
 
I work in the best Urology practice around,
With satellite offices all over town.
 
I must love my job as you will see,
For I spend all day long working with pee.
 
Sometimes the health problems that really matter,
Are those related to the bladder.
 
I work with patients who don’t understand why,
They have such a difficult time staying dry.
 
Some leak when the bladder does extra contracting,
Others leak when bending, coughing, or laughing.
 
I work with many women who are really great,
And a couple of men we just tolerate.
 
We love our jobs and we have fun while we work.
Winning an office party would be a well deserved perk.

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Peggy P. Francis, DNP, RN, FNP holds certifications the American Academy of Nurse Practitioners, American Nurse’s Credentialing Center, Certification Board for Urologic Nurses and Associates and the National Certification Corporation. Since becoming a Nurse Practitioner in 1997, Francis has been caring for women’s urologic and pelvic health issues. At Urology San Antonio, she serves as the Director of the Center for Urinary Control and the Urodynamics Lab, in addition to her work with Female Sexual Medicine.

 

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