Hungover from devouring Mother's Day bon bons (or bourbon)? Fatigued from reading heart-wrenching notes & tear-jerking Facebook posts? Yeah, same. So we whipped up a list of mom puns that are kinda like Hallmark greeting cards but doused with *actual* motherhood truths...sans flower bouquets, organic lavender candles, and (stressful) brunch with your fam.
A mom with super long hair because she doesn’t have time to hit up a salon. At least she looks like Cher (even if it's unintentional).
When you see that your children are in need of some career direction so you get your full-blown momager on.
The identity you take on when a dozen chocolate filled donuts are in front of you. Never ever feel bad for not saving any for the kids or spouse.
What you scream while neurotically plucking out a rogue chin hair. Yup, we have 'em too.
When you drink too many summer spritzers...and spritz in your pants. (We're simply living our best lives.)
When you're over it at your kid's spelling bee/play/college graduation and ready to hit the bar...just kidding...your bed.
Mums the Word 😒Seriously tho, why does it seem like 99.9% of your spawn's vocabulary is "Muuuuuuuuuuuuum!"????
OptiMom Time 💪
When you aren’t late to drop your kid off at school...so what if it's for the first time and your kids are high school seniors?
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Illustrations by Bridget Collins